Lil' Robin Redpants
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| Robin was the imaginary friend off all the Lil' AA scamps and scal-a-wags who populated Johnathon Trenchwheat's popular comic strip. Known for his amusing antics and oversized head, Robin often whizzed about delivering the characters snack cakes and pancakes.
ExtrapolationLil' Robin has been described as a metaphor for Jack of beanstalk fame. Non Canonical Text"Falling rain has often produced disaster." |
 DesiderataLil' Robin Redpants' appearance was modelled on the future Vice-President, childhood actor Dick Cheney. |
