Nut
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| + | Many occult detectives (Shamus and Flanders, The M.O.I U, BansheeSlaya76, etc.) agree that the evidence reveals that it was [[Jack Parsons]] who convinced [[Choco]] to add nuts and thus drive a nation crazy. | ||
| - | The nut is an often misinterpreted symbol that betrays its tiny size with extreme longevity. Its symbology is easy to understand but the auto-genesisis of its kind is an unforgetable relic of the deep past when Molech and Mormo stood side by side at the birth of Gog from the ribside of Magog. Many of todays coming of age ceromonies, most notably the winter nut (blue balls) belong to both molechians and mormonian pantheons. | + | '''Symbolic Kinships''' |
| - | Many occult detectives (Shamus and Flanders, The M.O.I U , BansheeSlaya76 etc...) agree that | + | The nut is an often misinterpreted symbol that betrays its tiny size with extreme longevity. Its symbology is easy to understand but the auto-genesisis of its kind is an unforgetable relic of the deep past when [[Molech]] and [[Mormo]] stood side by side at the birth of Gog from the ribside of Magog. Many of today's coming of age ceremonies, most notably the winter nut (blue balls) belong to both Molechian and Mormonian pantheons. |
| - | the evidence reveals that it was Jack Parsons who convinced Choco to add nuts and thus drive a nation crazy | + | |
| + | The metaphorical use of the term "nut" for a "head" extends to the symbolic representation of a cracked nut for an [[Opened Head|opened head]] and a shelled nut for an [[unopened head]]. This can be misleading, for a cracked nut is kook, wandering and eaten -- but an opened head is a kook, wallowing and revealing. Epistomologically, the cracked nut lies somewhere inbetween the [[noodle]] and the opened head. | ||
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| + | Mythopoetically speaking, the nut is a close [[Association|associate]] with the [[egg]]. Though the nut is sturdier than the [[egg]], the egg is born pregnant. The nut is eternity -- growth delayed beyond patience and waiting; the egg is a time bomb -- it must rot, birth, or succumb to the [[mouth]] within one week of the expiration date. | ||
| == Usage == | == Usage == | ||
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| - | "That [[Albert Kook|Kook's]] a real '''nut'''. He just toyed with the Red Coats, slipping through their grasp like an invisible mist." | + | "That [[Albert Kook|Kook's]] a real '''nut'''. He just toyed with the Red Coats, slipping through their grasp like an invisible mist." -- posted to the now defunct www.kook-o-phile.com in December of 2004. |
| - | : -- posted to the now defunct www.kook-o-phile.com in December of 2004. | + | |
| - | "... while baking, be sure to glaze the [[Pig|mountain oysters]] frequently and liberally with the '''peanut'''/cider vinegar sauce...." | + | "... while baking, be sure to glaze the [[Pig|mountain oysters]] frequently and liberally with the '''peanut'''/cider vinegar sauce...." -- Unknown Author ([[Mazzistow Carrington]], ed.). ''[[Dallas Dumpling]]''. May, 1979. |
| - | : -- Unknown Author ([[Mazzistow Carrington]], ed.). ''The Dallas Dumpling''. May, 1979. | + | |
| - | "The [[AA'ers]] are one tough '''nut''' to crack." | + | "[[AA'ers]] are one tough '''nut''' to crack." -- Field Agent [[Smedley Wissock]]. ''Internal Report 27a, 1967: The AA and Satelllite Organs, Threat Factors and Subversive Tendencies.'' October 4, 1968. FBI. |
| - | : -- Field Agent Smedley Wissock. ''Internal Report 27a, 1967: The AA and Satelllite Organs, Threat Factors and Subversive Tendencies.'' October 4, 1968. FBI. | + | |
| == See Also == | == See Also == | ||
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| * [[Chugalug]] | * [[Chugalug]] | ||
| * [[Maria Madrid Mantu]] | * [[Maria Madrid Mantu]] | ||
| - | * [[Opened Head]] | + | * [[Watermelon]] |
| - | * [[Unopened Head]]</td> | + | |
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| - | [[Image:800px-Ane-cloture.jpg|thumb|center|replace '''only''' with fine art.]] | + | == Steven Vogeler's Fun Facts ® == |
| + | [[Image:FunFactsVogeler.jpg|center|Fun Facts About Goats]] | ||
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| '''Awww Nuts!''' | '''Awww Nuts!''' | ||
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| ''[[Goat]] nuts'' are even more prodigious than those of a boar, capable of producing literally gallons of semen each day." -- C.J. Scroggins. ''Confessions of a Buggerer''. Daylight Press. 1971. | ''[[Goat]] nuts'' are even more prodigious than those of a boar, capable of producing literally gallons of semen each day." -- C.J. Scroggins. ''Confessions of a Buggerer''. Daylight Press. 1971. | ||
| - | Mythopoeically speaking, the nut is considered a close associate of the [[egg]]. | + | ''Gentiles and Jews'' agree: a kicked nut is a hurt nut. |
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nut tst. 1. A fecund morsel with protective casing, esp. a testicle, human head, shelled seed, or, metaphorically, a mystery. 2. One who exists in a rarefied state of vapor-free existence, clamp-proofed and impervious to poobs; an insane or holy person. 3. (p.n.) In Egyptian mythology Nut (Nuit) is the mother of all the gods and is also referred to as the stretched-out firmament; a sky goddess. 4. Third sign on the O'Donnely Zodiac Placemats. 5. That which is wrapped in a veil. [edit] ExtrapolationMany occult detectives (Shamus and Flanders, The M.O.I U, BansheeSlaya76, etc.) agree that the evidence reveals that it was Jack Parsons who convinced Choco to add nuts and thus drive a nation crazy. Symbolic Kinships The nut is an often misinterpreted symbol that betrays its tiny size with extreme longevity. Its symbology is easy to understand but the auto-genesisis of its kind is an unforgetable relic of the deep past when Molech and Mormo stood side by side at the birth of Gog from the ribside of Magog. Many of today's coming of age ceremonies, most notably the winter nut (blue balls) belong to both Molechian and Mormonian pantheons. The metaphorical use of the term "nut" for a "head" extends to the symbolic representation of a cracked nut for an opened head and a shelled nut for an unopened head. This can be misleading, for a cracked nut is kook, wandering and eaten -- but an opened head is a kook, wallowing and revealing. Epistomologically, the cracked nut lies somewhere inbetween the noodle and the opened head. Mythopoetically speaking, the nut is a close associate with the egg. Though the nut is sturdier than the egg, the egg is born pregnant. The nut is eternity -- growth delayed beyond patience and waiting; the egg is a time bomb -- it must rot, birth, or succumb to the mouth within one week of the expiration date. [edit] Usage"That Kook's a real nut. He just toyed with the Red Coats, slipping through their grasp like an invisible mist." -- posted to the now defunct www.kook-o-phile.com in December of 2004. "... while baking, be sure to glaze the mountain oysters frequently and liberally with the peanut/cider vinegar sauce...." -- Unknown Author (Mazzistow Carrington, ed.). Dallas Dumpling. May, 1979. "AA'ers are one tough nut to crack." -- Field Agent Smedley Wissock. Internal Report 27a, 1967: The AA and Satelllite Organs, Threat Factors and Subversive Tendencies. October 4, 1968. FBI. [edit] See Also |
[edit] Steven Vogeler's Fun Facts ® Awww Nuts! Goat nuts are even more prodigious than those of a boar, capable of producing literally gallons of semen each day." -- C.J. Scroggins. Confessions of a Buggerer. Daylight Press. 1971. Gentiles and Jews agree: a kicked nut is a hurt nut. |
