User:Payne

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-	''American. Born May 3, 1971, in North Miami Beach. He slips through the staircase unbidden and recedes in the shadows. He is a yodel exiting an alpenhorn. He receives a cape that sits well on his shoulders ''--'' a dramatic flare.''	+
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-	Transplanted north to Minneapolis, Mr. Payne bicycles. More reticent than reluctant, he continues to counter claims that his myostatin gene has been artifically silenced.	+
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-	He enjoys fingerpicking his guitar and finding haiku while perusing the Sunday ads. His heirloom tomatoes are said to be divine. He famously eggs on the competition.	+
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-	== Known Works ==	+
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-	[[Furniture]]	+
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-	Synesthetic Retort 47 [http://education.umn.edu/nceo/OnlinePubs/Synthesis47.html]	+
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-	Tracing the BAM [http://sitetillnotcreated,dammit.com]	+
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-	[[Image:Payne1.jpeg|thumb|center|Homunculi fling him like a puppet.]]	+
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-	== Desiderata ==	+
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-	''As a young man'' short on cash, Payne once swapping his shoes for The Velvet Underground and Nico.	+
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-	''Payne celebrated his 21st'' birthday while misinterpreting the pidgen-French mutterings of a voodoo priest.	+
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1. REDIRECT David Payne