Red Suitcase
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| - | ''Red Suitcase'' ''adjn.'' '''1.''' ''lit.'' Six-sided container with clasping, hinged lid; traditionally touted by travelers and stuffed with clothes, toiletries; colored like blood. '''2.''' Object of genealogical reflection; vagina. '''3.''' A mythical object of Tubbian lore. '''4.''' [[Abe Lincoln]]'s head. '''5.''' Precursor to the Internet, metaphorically lost out to "the web." | + | ''Red Suitcase'' ''adjn.'' '''1.''' ''lit.'' Blood-colored descendant of the trunk; tote of said color. '''2.''' Object of genealogical reflection; vagina. '''3.''' A mythical object of Tubbian lore. '''4.''' [[Abe Lincoln]]'s head. '''5.''' Precursor to the Internet, metaphorically lost out to "the web." |
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| - | "Green, plasic tub? Please. That dude was lucky to <garbled>." -- poorly recorded message on [[Steven Adkins]] answering machine from [[Mazzistow Carrington]]. This message was later proven to be a hoax. The message was actually a prank call from Louis Farrakhan. | + | "Green, plassic tub? Please. That dude was lucky to <garbled>." -- poorly recorded message on [[Steven Adkins]] answering machine from [[Mazzistow Carrington]]. This message was later proven to be a hoax. The message was actually a [[heavy drinking|drunken]] prank call from Louis Farrakhan. |
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| ''Little Red Riding Hood'' is said by many folklorists to be a metaphor for a red suitcase. | ''Little Red Riding Hood'' is said by many folklorists to be a metaphor for a red suitcase. | ||
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| + | ''A red suitcase'' is exactly like a [[Plastic Tub]], except for the fact that it is generally not made of plastic, nor is it a tub. | ||
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Red Suitcase adjn. 1. lit. Blood-colored descendant of the trunk; tote of said color. 2. Object of genealogical reflection; vagina. 3. A mythical object of Tubbian lore. 4. Abe Lincoln's head. 5. Precursor to the Internet, metaphorically lost out to "the web." [edit] Extrapolation"Green, plassic tub? Please. That dude was lucky to <garbled>." -- poorly recorded message on Steven Adkins answering machine from Mazzistow Carrington. This message was later proven to be a hoax. The message was actually a drunken prank call from Louis Farrakhan. [edit] See Also |
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Little Red Riding Hood is said by many folklorists to be a metaphor for a red suitcase. A red suitcase is exactly like a Plastic Tub, except for the fact that it is generally not made of plastic, nor is it a tub.
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