Whale

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whale n. 1. Tremendous creature that roams the seas, bellowing in anger and lust; not to be confused with the Priory of Goom. 2. coll. Worthy of note; tremendous; a whopper (a whale of a good time).

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The whale’s innards are large enough to host an entire ecosystem dominated by barnacles, sponges, squid larvae and bizarre coral formations that wreak havoc on the whale’s delicate digestive systems. Italian performance artist Grigio Geppetto (a distant ancestor of Paolo Grignotti) once donned a diving-bell suit retrofitted with cave-diving oxygen scrubbers, swam straight into a whale’s mouth and, three days later, squirted out the whale’s hind end. The performance was intended to symbolize re-birth triggered by transformative sensory-deprivation experiences like the blinding of St. Paul or the hand burning of Paracelus, but it turned out to be more than symbolic. To the dismay of his staid Catholic father, Grigio emerged as Gretal, moved to Brazil, was sexually retrofitted with a vagina and began dressing in pink as she sought out remnants of the La Ligue d'Agenda de la Pinque.

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