Talk:Guileless Maccabee

From Plastic Tub

YAY! PAYNE'S BACK! Quickly noted.... FUKIN A BABY

Dropped a nine-volt battery in my pocket today and one hour later the m)th)r f)ck)r (nearly) caught fire... Really. No, really. This *really* happened. It was too hot to touch, as in, I couldn't pick it up with human hands. It was charred. Never dropped my pants so fast... For f_cks sakes, man, I nearly lost my all...\