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-''Red Suitcase'' ''adjn.'' '''1.''' ''lit.'' Six-sided container with clasping, hinged lid; traditionally touted by travelers and stuffed with clothes, toiletries; colored like blood. '''2.''' Object of genealogical reflection; vagina. '''3.''' A mythical object of Tubbian lore. '''4.''' [[Abe Lincoln]]'s head. '''5.''' Precursor to the Internet, metaphorically lost out to "the web."+''Red Suitcase'' ''adjn.'' '''1.''' ''lit.'' Blood-colored descendant of the trunk; tote of said color. '''2.''' Object of genealogical reflection; vagina. '''3.''' A mythical object of Tubbian lore. '''4.''' [[Abe Lincoln]]'s head. '''5.''' Precursor to the Internet, metaphorically lost out to "the web."
== Extrapolation == == Extrapolation ==

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Red Suitcase adjn. 1. lit. Blood-colored descendant of the trunk; tote of said color. 2. Object of genealogical reflection; vagina. 3. A mythical object of Tubbian lore. 4. Abe Lincoln's head. 5. Precursor to the Internet, metaphorically lost out to "the web."

Extrapolation


"Green, plasic tub? Please. That dude was lucky to <garbled>." -- poorly recorded message on Steven Adkins answering machine from Mazzistow Carrington. This message was later proven to be a hoax. The message was actually a prank call from Louis Farrakhan.

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Desiderata


Little Red Riding Hood is said by many folklorists to be a metaphor for a red suitcase.