Poob Bargain

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-'''poob bargain''' ''t.'' '''1.''' The moment when the consumer overlaps with the merchant and though the latter profits, both parties suffer degredation. '''2.''' A bargain where the participants are primarily composed of [[clampers]], [[poobites]] and [[honeybees]]. '''3.''' An agreement made between the viewer and the spectacle, characterized by the devaporation of poetical space. '''4.''' A swindle, ''rip-off.''+'''poob bargain''' ''t.'' '''1.''' The moment when the Consumer overlaps with the Merchant -- and though profit occurs, the meeting is characterized ''by loss''. '''2.''' A bargain where the participants are primarily composed of [[clampers]], [[poobites]] and [[honeybees]]. '''3.''' An agreement made between the viewer and the spectacle, characterized by the devaporation of poetical space. '''4.''' A swindle, a ''rip-off.''
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== Desiderata == == Desiderata ==
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-It is impossible to drive on an American highway without being offered a Poob Bargain.+: It is impossible to drive on an American highway without being offered a Poob Bargain.
- +: To the uninitiated, the term sounds like ''Poo Bargain!''
-To the uninitiated, the term sounds like ''Poo Bargain!''+
== See Also == == See Also ==
- +* [[Poob]]
-----+* [[Auto-Colonial Bee]]
-[[Poob]]+
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-[[Auto-Colonial Bee]]+

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poob bargain t. 1. The moment when the Consumer overlaps with the Merchant -- and though profit occurs, the meeting is characterized by loss. 2. A bargain where the participants are primarily composed of clampers, poobites and honeybees. 3. An agreement made between the viewer and the spectacle, characterized by the devaporation of poetical space. 4. A swindle, a rip-off.

Desiderata


It is impossible to drive on an American highway without being offered a Poob Bargain.
To the uninitiated, the term sounds like Poo Bargain!

See Also