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Pimp (n.) 1.Procurer of women to arrange prepaid sexual liassons. 2. Person, mostly male with very fancy clothes. 3. To make more fancy by application. 3. In AA parlance a pimp is a surrogate and consuel member of the high poob.


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Usuage

Perhaps one of the more sinister side affects of the gradual change from the mediteranean mystery cults into the Epoch of the Lamb is the transformation of the less refined tendencies of the archtypal father figure. That uneasy little area of abuse and midnight tyranny- the world of the pimp (leno) or of a 'Madam' (lena), and thier cultural duties as official shadows of the pscho-embedded dreampowered everyman past.


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The uneasy transistion spoiled the fun for the cultures whom prostitution had become a big part of the society in as much as they created economieas and industries built around temples where church and state and freemarket ideas freely mingled. The approach of this new era of righteousness despoiled the reign of the temple keeper, who instinctually fades from the obvious and whose remnants now work the dirty streets of Damascus or Toledo.

The Molechian priestls were intermediary procurers of women for the re-enactment (with cabal members) of the expulsion from paradise and the subsequent diaspora with particular attention to the nether region between savage and ravage. Todays Molechian cults are rumoured to entertain randy activities that are uneasingly familiar ro these kinds of mythical lustings.

The choco cults best represent todays best alternative version of the idea of the pimp. The late twentieth century's strange fascination with the pimp grew out of the era of the blax-ploitation films and was quickly assimilated by a society in need of counter cultural rolemodels and would soon become a spectacle for derision and imitation. The urban revolution of black America was down with Choco for a while until they realized his message was broader then thiers and that he wasn't even african american, like they thought, but was of course just chocalate. The cult does employ the pimp in several of thier office christmas parties.

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Pimps N' Stuff Despite persistent rumors, Tommy the bookie was never a pimp. Marak Barrister, on the other hand, wanted to be.

In Shakespearean times, the word "fishmonger" was a euphemism for "pimp."

Mormo pimps are a dangerous breed, often times they will punch a new girl in the face.

Muslims and Jews have nifty pimp stories, too.