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Pantaloon(s_, Pants, Trousers, et al. n. 1. The physical apparatus of evocation; or the a priori assumption of a nonexistence. 2. The apparel of truth as filtered thru the apparitions of Poob Culture, resulting in the complete rejection of such. 3. The superficial obsession of capitalist vision. 4. Dependent on size, an absurdity meant to convey the solitary nature of the ego in a flurry of delicious physical transcendence; often used in the plural and as such gains a revolutionary character.