Marvin Rex Rittenhouse
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| - | ''Born 1948 Beaumont Texas. Rittenhouse Arrives with a truck full of migrant workers. He is a naked-mole rat. He is not invited. He recieves a firm warning.'' | + | ''Born 1948 in Beaumont, Texas. Rittenhouse arrives with a truck full of migrant workers, each of them carrying a cultural disease. He is a denudified rodent. He's not even invited, however, he gets a stern warning.'' |
| - | Popular Newspaper columnist and Amatuer folklorist. | + | A popular newspaper columnist and amatuer folklorist, Rittenhouse spent most of his life as the highly-regarded announcer of Beaumontian High School football games, appearing with hits incredibly agile entourgage, consisting mostly of hired hands, rough-a-bouts and Mexican newsboys. In this same period, his weekly column in the Odessa Tribune was considered responsible for later phases of production, consisting primarily of and endlessly banal re-arrangment of tales concerning his attempts to quit smoking (still hasn't) and the birth of his new daughter. |
| - | When not announcing high school football games on friday night, Rex Rittenhouse works on his weeekly column for the Odessa Tribune. His column primarily consists of stories related to his quitting smoking (still hasn't) and the birth of his new daughter. Most notable for his collection of Folksy Tales and Texas Humour. Most famous for his involvement in the Farmer Diary Scam. [[The Farmer Diary]]'s were a collection of entries by mythical Farmer [[Mack Calvin]]. Although the collection was soon exposed as a fraud it is still read aloud at many [[Alcoholics Anonymous]] meetings. | + | Historically pertinent for his alleged discovery of [[The Farmer Diary], later exposed as a fraud. The collection consisted of blog entries by protean American farmer [[Mack Calvin]]. Although the Rittenhouse's 'discovery' was soon illegitimated as a confounding piece of lyrical pranksterism, it is still today real aloud at the start of every [[Alcoholics Anonymous]] meeting. |
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| + | [[Folksy Tales and Texan Humour]] | ||
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| + | [[The Backyard Fence]], populist advice column, aimed with unerring accuracy toward 'neighbors.' | ||
Revision as of 00:28, 9 Aug 2004
Born 1948 in Beaumont, Texas. Rittenhouse arrives with a truck full of migrant workers, each of them carrying a cultural disease. He is a denudified rodent. He's not even invited, however, he gets a stern warning.
A popular newspaper columnist and amatuer folklorist, Rittenhouse spent most of his life as the highly-regarded announcer of Beaumontian High School football games, appearing with hits incredibly agile entourgage, consisting mostly of hired hands, rough-a-bouts and Mexican newsboys. In this same period, his weekly column in the Odessa Tribune was considered responsible for later phases of production, consisting primarily of and endlessly banal re-arrangment of tales concerning his attempts to quit smoking (still hasn't) and the birth of his new daughter.
Historically pertinent for his alleged discovery of [[The Farmer Diary], later exposed as a fraud. The collection consisted of blog entries by protean American farmer Mack Calvin. Although the Rittenhouse's 'discovery' was soon illegitimated as a confounding piece of lyrical pranksterism, it is still today real aloud at the start of every Alcoholics Anonymous meeting.
Know Works
The Backyard Fence, populist advice column, aimed with unerring accuracy toward 'neighbors.'
