Manatee

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The Manatee, in a rarely captured moment of interstellar communication
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The Manatee, in a rarely captured moment of interstellar communication

manatee n. 1. A graceful omnivore inhabiting the warm waters of Florida. 2. A highly-intelligent alien of great psychic prowess, notably levitation, telekinesis and ESP.

Extrapolation

A relatively unknown offshoot of Santeria, known appropriately as the Manatee Cult, aware of the true nature of these gentle beasts, worships the mammal with secret rites which involve the ritual consumption of kelp and prayers over specially illustrated candles.

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