Jorge Suarez

From Plastic Tub

Born February 14, 1922 in Santiago, Chile. Died February 14, 1992, New York City.

He is a bull, arriving while still wiping hands, grinning, looking like mobile, intricate -- terribly charming -- spatum. He receives a spangled bodice.

A recent spate of League of Gnomes literature makes the claim that Sr. Suarez was not only a pederast and a pedophile, but a murderer as well. I doubt this. Given, he had a well-known predilection for pornography and African-American transvestites, but he was, on the whole, a rather innocuous and private chap. Living as he did in the Kolping House for Young Men, he would have had neither the space nor privacy to carry out the nefarious schemes attributed to him.