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 +''Canadian. Born 1927 in Grimsby, Ontario. He comes in reading a book, bumps his nose, laughs, drops a poem discreetly -- no one picks it up. He writes conspirator's notes in blue journal. Moves on: receives? Boots. Form of? A crow.''
 +[[Image:TheReactiveProphet.jpg|thumb|left|Trenchwheat's later work was largely accomplished with the aid of macaroni noodles, glitter and paper plates. ''The Reactive Prophet'', however, was rendered by other means.]]
 +"There is a bone in your ear which does not belong there!" -- Trenchwheat to [[Nathanael West]], Hollywood, 1939.
-He comes in reading a book, bumps his nose, laughs, drops a poem discreetly -- no+"The muthafucka was born in a log-cabin. His Pa, an imposing [[lumberjack]] of gargantuan proportions, lurked over his unhappy childhood. His Ma, a [[flapjack]] champion, simpered grievously. He was an unhappy youth and shows it in the grimaces and tics he suffers from, a kid of Tourette's, thoroughly debilitating. For all of that he is an enchanting singer, a wallabee. His clarion call ounces thru the rhetoric of space: he is temporal, and deserves to be respected as such, even if he is Canadian." -- Professor [[Jamal LaKwamée]], "Detroit, NT 27". (Negro Time 2004) (i.e., 1977).
-one picks it up. He writes conspirator's notes in blue journal. Moves on: receives? Boots.+
-Form of? A crow.+
-Also known as Johnathan [[Trechwheat]].+== Known Works ==
 + 
 +----
 +* [[Lil' AA]]
 +* [[Nostalgia for Death]]
 + 
 +== See Also ==
 + 
 +----
 +* [[Jonathon Trechwheat]]
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 +[[Image:TrenchWheat_1.jpg|thumb|center|Trenchwheat was reknowned for his keen wit and later, for his deepening madness.]]
 +== Desiderata ==
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 +''Trenchwheat enjoyed snifters'' of brandy -- to the extreme!
 + 
 +''His favorite color'' was candy.
 + 
 +''He played hockey and lacrosse'' at the championship level.
 + 
 +''He was a proficient amateur'' [[ornithologist]].
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Canadian. Born 1927 in Grimsby, Ontario. He comes in reading a book, bumps his nose, laughs, drops a poem discreetly -- no one picks it up. He writes conspirator's notes in blue journal. Moves on: receives? Boots. Form of? A crow.

Trenchwheat's later work was largely accomplished with the aid of macaroni noodles, glitter and paper plates. The Reactive Prophet, however, was rendered by other means.
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Trenchwheat's later work was largely accomplished with the aid of macaroni noodles, glitter and paper plates. The Reactive Prophet, however, was rendered by other means.

"There is a bone in your ear which does not belong there!" -- Trenchwheat to Nathanael West, Hollywood, 1939.

"The muthafucka was born in a log-cabin. His Pa, an imposing lumberjack of gargantuan proportions, lurked over his unhappy childhood. His Ma, a flapjack champion, simpered grievously. He was an unhappy youth and shows it in the grimaces and tics he suffers from, a kid of Tourette's, thoroughly debilitating. For all of that he is an enchanting singer, a wallabee. His clarion call ounces thru the rhetoric of space: he is temporal, and deserves to be respected as such, even if he is Canadian." -- Professor Jamal LaKwamée, "Detroit, NT 27". (Negro Time 2004) (i.e., 1977).

Known Works


See Also


Trenchwheat was reknowned for his keen wit and later, for his deepening madness.
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Trenchwheat was reknowned for his keen wit and later, for his deepening madness.

Desiderata


Trenchwheat enjoyed snifters of brandy -- to the extreme!

His favorite color was candy.

He played hockey and lacrosse at the championship level.

He was a proficient amateur ornithologist.