AA Calendar

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February

Stimso's Day is on Sunday, February 13th and Jorge Suarez was born and died on Monday the 14th, the same day that Wee-Wee burned to the waterline.

March

Dates for March include: March 10, the day Crispus Attucks died; March 23, 1943 is the day that Beta Chimp founder Johnathan Eniad Corn took as his official B-day.

The second week of March found the Tingles on the charts with the record Tepid ... Her Pools.

In The Cutlet (1996) the First of March is, according to the sperm whale, "the speed of sound."

Although the date cannot be confirmed, Addison and Adid met "one day in the Spring of 1940," and many have assumed this was in March.

April

April finds Flintrock's birthday and A.W. Slippers' death day on April First. The Lil' AA first ran on April Fool's Day 1961!

Creatine Panderbox was born on April 16, 1930.

According to John Titor, we can celebrate, quite early, the doting obituary of Tim Wilson that will appear in the April 2083 issue of UN Literary Marvels.

The Blackbook was finished on April 14, The Bluebook begun on the 19th.

May

Creatine Panderbox was found dead and dangling in San Luis Potosi, Mexico, hanging by pants above a severed human ear. It was May 3, 1960, exactly 11 years before researcher David Payne was born.

Meanwhile, Chinese astronomers were fiercely debating whether The Plastic Tub would cross 500 pages in May or June of 2005.