Talk:Richard Lancelyn Green

From Plastic Tub

I think this kind of thing is perfect, it makes the Tub a character -- it's editors and mysterious contributors are part of the cacaphony:

Plastic Tub sees an attractive merit in this last position, but ultimately believes one of the first two possibilities is likely. All evidence, to be presented as sson as it is properly compiled will be herein presented. What is certain is that there was a mysterious American by the name of Stanley Adcock who flew to England and stayed near Green's death apartment. He is known to have made several telephone calles to known Gnomes. Soon after Green's death Adcock returned to the States and thereafter retired to a life of relative seclusion in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho.

I wonder if we could expand this idea? Or would it be to heavy-handed? It closes some doors, after all, but seems to open a big one.