Sausage

sausage mt. 1. A cylindrical or distended pill-shaped container of gallimaufry, used for beating about the head and neck. 2. A hilarious edible.

Extrapolation

In 1973, Project Sausage was formally launched by William Flintrock, the stated aim being the creation of a functional geloscope. Later, after many painful revisions, the device was given further utility with the addition of a combination sauce-dispenser/knuckle-swabber.

See Also

• Hot dog
• Punch and Judy
• Pooch

Purvey Dicklock once described sausages as "obscenely lurid."

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