Ass
From Plastic Tub
ass ts. 1. That which is sat upon, yet poops. 2. A jerk. 3. An asp. 4. Awesome, as in badass.
Extrapolation
"The Ass is transformation and stubbornness, dipshit. Where's my beer?"
- - A drunken Stimes Addisson, 1993, Mustang Sally's, Tampa, to Steven Adkins.