Pants McFadden

From Plastic Tub

Pants McFadden, like his contemporary Johnny Appleseed, was a real man who grew into a legend. An Irishman with a shock of fiery red hair, he was reknowned for his cunning wit and enormous strength. To his chroniclers, infused as they were with Neo-Classicism, he became a kind of modern Hercules. His most famous exploits are recorded in The Ballad of Pants McFadden.

Desiderata

Pants is an ancestor of celebrated Star Trek acress Gates McFadden.