Clamper Trap
From Plastic Tub
clamper trap n. 1. The elaborate hullabulloo created by advertising firms to present dung as gold, or render history unto newly created products; a professional hoodwinking device. 2. Media objects from the curling genome, posited as the canonical interpration of Poob Culture, intended for a clamper audience. 3. A public forum where the apearance of something new is being promised, or, more likely, sold.