Solomon Witte

From Plastic Tub

Witte's later work was largely accomplished with the aid of macaroni noodles, glitter and paper plates. The Reactive Prophet, however, was rendered by other means.

Member of the Albert Kook gang. An extraordinary snooker player. Habitual user of opium. Libertine. Patriot. The most extensive collection of sequined breeches in the Colonies and after, the nascent U.S. A lover of ghosts and their letters home. Gave Guvernor Morris the quill said to have written the Constitution. An ancestor of Stimes Addisson.

His birthplace is unknown, but he was killed in Washinton, D.C. during the time when the British burned it to the ground in the War of 1812.