Human hand
From Plastic Tub
human hand util. 1. A tool-making object composed of five digits, attached to the ass-end of the human arm, usually present in a pair and not to be confused with God. 2. The mark of intelligent activity. 3. The mechanism of all neurological change, objectively speaking. 4. A masturbatory device. 5. The innards of a glove.
Usage…his lower lip swollen beneath a twisted, bleeding nose; his eyes puffy and glazed, head nodding like a strung up balloon; his opponent, yelping with pleasure, fists leaping out…
Non-Canonical TextA belly-whale whose head is fabricated of schoolyards and dirt-clods. See Also
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Desiderata
The hand is also an archaic unit of measurement, and is currently used as the standard unit to measure the height of horses.
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