Red Suitcase

1. Literally, a red, hinged, case for toting suits, traditionally clasped by buckles, or, more recently, a zipper. 2. A metaphoric reference to female genetalia. 3. A mythical object of Tubbian lore.

Extrapolation

"Green, plasic tub? Please. That dude was lucky to <garbled>." -- poorly recorded message on Steven Adkins answering machine from Mazzistow Carrington. This message was later proven to be a hoax. The message was actually a prank call from Louis Farrakhan.

See Also

• Plastic Tub
• Golden tongue

Desiderata

Little Red Riding Hood is said by many folklorists to be a metaphor for a red suitcase.