Alexandre Dacusse
From Plastic Tub
He is an alligator, a slum runner, wearing leather coats, hassled by the fuzz. He thus arrives in handcuffs, and with a police escort. He receives a twack.Trivia:
Dacusse was the inspiration for the Fonz.
Dacusse's nickname in lycée was l'Americain.
Dacusse was the only AA'er arrested more than five times!
He was arrested in France for fighting and again for stealing a car. In the U.S. he was arrested for public drunkenness, groping an art dealer's wife and at the 3rd AA International Conference for belting a delegate. His subsequent run-ins with the law have miraculously left him arrest-free.
He can currently be found hanging out at Death Row records or driving his convertible Thunderbird down the Sunset Strip an an ostrich-skin suit. He's made it, baby!