Blind man
From Plastic Tub
Blind man norp. 1. A person, usually a man, who is deprived of sight. 2. A numbskull. 3. An unusually non-perceptive individual. 4. A sailor's knot originating in Brittany, traditionally ascribed to one Loïc Tanguy (circa 1776).
Desiderata
- At the 3rd AA International Conference, the Associationalists began referring to the Accidentalists as "blind men." One misguided clamper, for example, tried to impress Verna Cable with his wit. Leaning over his cocktail, he slurred, "What's a blind man think if you hit him with a stone? All accident, no association!" She responded, "How many clampers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?" -- and kicked him in the nuts. As he fell, grimacing, she said, "Oops, my foot slipped. Hope you associate me with an aching groin, honey."
