Ear

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ear snd. 1. Cartilaginous head appendage that gathers sound; sometimes found attached to the backs of mice. 2. Fourth sign on the O'Donnely Zodiac Placemats. 3. Headphones.

Usage

"There is a bone in your ear which does not belong there!"

- Jonathan Trenchwheat to Nathanael West, Hollywood, 1940.

"Well that would be the time I lay naked on a gurney in agony as the orderlies stuffed a snack cake into my ear... my left ear to be precise."

- San Francisco Vagrant to Miss Monitzer when asked about his worst experience while institutionalized, 1991.
This quote would later be adapted into a screenplay, but misplaced in 2004 during an alcoholic stupor.

The O'Donnely Zodiac Placemats

What's your sign?

See Also

Steven Vogeler's Fun Facts ®

Fun Facts About Goats

Ears N' Stuff

You can't smoke in your ear-hole. Anywhere else will do.

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