William Flintrock
From Plastic Tub
American, of Irish descent.
Flintrock came in second without pants, wearing a cowboy hat, still smelling of axle grease. A childhood dream, chewing moss. He is a wolf. In the very least, a houndstooth jacket. He receives a fireman's helmet.
Author of EYES CLOSED HANDS CLOSED; celebrated painter of I DO NOT SEEK THE GOLD OF TIME NOT REALLY and IT'S SHAME THAT MY CEREBRUM IS STAINED.