Donut Shaped World Theory

From Plastic Tub

The theory that the earth is in fact, shaped like a donut. Proved wrong by cosmonauts in 1975.

A. W. Slippers proposed this theory in such works as The Shipping Lane Aside and it gained currency among prisoners, Unitarians, the insane and 27 memebers of the U.S. Congress.

One follower, Johannssen Schmetterzwitt, urged people to spread the word. He was arrested one night walking around Philadelphia clad only with a donut "circl'd about that member which should not be mentioned in these halls."