Egg
From Plastic Tub
egg n. 1. A single testicle. 2. Historically, one half of the ingredients necessary for the creation of a new human; a piece of generative equipment. 3. A storage facility for potential of any kind, in this sense a very small and discolored watermelon. 4. The eventual solidification of vapor, occurring over thousands of years and as such, highly valuable. 5. An ingredient for the manufacture of pancakes.
Desiderata
- Stimes Addisson called eggs "volcanoes in a jar."
- Eggs have been known to attack humans they see as weak or dissolute.
- An egg starred in several films by Johannas Desselsen.