Donut
From Plastic Tub
donut, doughknot jk. 1. A torus shaped edible, usually fried and composed of flour, yeast and sugar. 2. Progenitor of the donut hole and in such capacity a creative element of the pleroma. 3. For many, the actual shape of the earth.
Usage
"There are no donuts in jail."
-- A. Dacusse to Adid, upon his second arraignment for brawling, spitting and drinking in public.