Manatee

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manatee n. 1. A graceful omnivore inhabiting the warm waters of Florida. 2. A highly-intelligent alien of great psychic prowess, notably in levitation, telekinesis and ESP.

Extrapolation

A relatively unknown offshoot of Santeria, known appropriately as a Manatee Cult, worships the mammal with secret rites which involve the ritual consumption of kelp and prayers over specially illustrated candles.

See Also

The Manatee, in a rarely captured moment of interstellar communication
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The Manatee, in a rarely captured moment of interstellar communication

Desiderata

Manatee fear no evil.

Manatee tastes like chicken.

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