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-<tr><td width="*" align="left" valign="top">'''pig''' ''n.'' '''1.''' Intelligent and succulent omnivore; domesticated swine. '''2.''' Yo mama.+
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-"Eat-in? More like a fucking facist ''pig''-out." –- an angry [[Addisson]], clocking her majesty, 1955.+
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-"What you talkin' 'bout, Wilbur?" -- Charlotte, while spinning her web.+
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-== Extrapolation ==+
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-Common usage stems from ditties and treats. A ''pig skin'', for example, is tasty.+
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-The [[AA]] totem pig was famously [[ape]]d by ''Lord of the Flies''. [[Gnome]] [[psy-ops]] cried, "This is doubtful!"+
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-Civilization owes a debt to pigs. Wild boar run from hunting and gathering societies to more sedentary agricultural communities.+
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-Note to Western Civilization: the ancient Euro-Aegean custom of offering pigs [[hotdog]]s is Greek.+
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-== See Also ==+
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-* [[Dewey Rose]]+
-* [[The Worship of Tits]]+
-* [[Goat]]+
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-[[Image:Pig.jpg|thumb|center|Yo Mama.]]+
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-''Raw mountain oysters smell'' like truffles.+
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-''Boars ejaculate a pint'' of semen during half-hour long orgasms.+
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-A boar with no testicles is called a ''barrow''.+
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