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| - | '''pig''' ''n.'' '''1.''' Intelligent and succulent omnivore; domesticated swine. '''2.''' Yo mama. | + | '''pig''' ''n.'' '''1.''' Intelligent and succulent omnivore; domesticated swine. '''2.''' Yo mama. </nowiki></code><br><br><code><nowiki> |
| == Usage == | == Usage == | ||
| + | </nowiki></code><br><br><code><nowiki> | ||
| + | ----</nowiki></code><br><code><nowiki> | ||
| + | "Eat-in? More like a fucking facist ''pig''-out."</nowiki></code><br><code><nowiki> | ||
| + | :– an angry [[Addisson]], in an apparent misunderstanding of the [[Massive Dinner Send-Back]], 1955.</nowiki></code><br><br><code><nowiki> | ||
| - | ---- | + | "What you talkin' 'bout, Wilbur?"</nowiki></code><br><code><nowiki> |
| - | "Eat-in? More like a fucking facist ''pig''-out." | + | :- Charlotte, while spinning her web.</nowiki></code><br><br><code><nowiki> |
| - | :– an angry [[Addisson]], in an apparent misunderstanding of the [[Massive Dinner Send-Back]], 1955. | + | |
| - | + | ||
| - | "What you talkin' 'bout, Wilbur?" | + | |
| - | :- Charlotte, while spinning her web. | + | |
| == Extrapolation == | == Extrapolation == | ||
| + | </nowiki></code><br><br><code><nowiki> | ||
| + | ----</nowiki></code><br><code><nowiki> | ||
| + | Common usage and slang is generally extrapolated from the pig defined as a dirty animal and a tasty treat. A ''pig skin'', for example, is tasty. A ''pig-in-a-blanket'', is not what you want to wake up next to.</nowiki></code><br><br><code><nowiki> | ||
| - | ---- | + | The AA totem pig was famously aped by William Golding in ''Lord of the Flies''; it's origin, however, is unclear. [[Gnome]] [[psy-ops]] tried to link it to claims of Jew-baiting, but this is doubtful. </nowiki></code><br><br><code><nowiki> |
| - | Common usage and slang is generally extrapolated from the pig defined as a dirty animal and a tasty treat. A ''pig skin'', for example, is tasty. A ''pig-in-a-blanket'', is not what you want to wake up next to. | + | |
| - | + | ||
| - | The AA totem pig was famously aped by William Golding in ''Lord of the Flies''; it's origin, however, is unclear. [[Gnome]] [[psy-ops]] tried to link it to claims of Jew-baiting, but this is doubtful. | + | |
| == Non Canonical Text == | == Non Canonical Text == | ||
| + | </nowiki></code><br><br><code><nowiki> | ||
| + | ----</nowiki></code><br><code><nowiki> | ||
| + | Civilization owes a curiously underappreciated debt to the pig. The domestication of wild boar seems to go hand-in-hand with the transition from hunting and gathering societies to more sedentary agricultural communities. </nowiki></code><br><br><code><nowiki> | ||
| - | ---- | + | Of particular note to Western Civilization is the ancient Euro-Aegean custom of offering pigs to the Mother-goddess, who took the form of Demeter to the Greeks.</nowiki></code><br><br><code><nowiki> |
| - | Civilization owes a curiously underappreciated debt to the pig. The domestication of wild boar seems to go hand-in-hand with the transition from hunting and gathering societies to more sedentary agricultural communities. | + | |
| - | Of particular note to Western Civilization is the ancient Euro-Aegean custom of offering pigs to the Mother-goddess, who took the form of Demeter to the Greeks. | + | The sacrificial pig of the pre-Christian initiation ceremonies of the Eleusinian Mysteries was only a step away from the sacrifical lamb of Christian mythology.</nowiki></code><br><br><code><nowiki> |
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| - | The sacrificial pig of the pre-Christian initiation ceremonies of the Eleusinian Mysteries was only a step away from the sacrifical lamb of Christian mythology. | + | |
| == See Also == | == See Also == | ||
| + | </nowiki></code><br><br><code><nowiki> | ||
| + | ----</nowiki></code><br><code><nowiki> | ||
| + | *[[Dewey Rose]]</nowiki></code><br><code><nowiki> | ||
| + | *[[The Worship of Tits]]</nowiki></code><br><code><nowiki> | ||
| + | *[[Goat]]</nowiki></code><br><code><nowiki> | ||
| + | </nowiki></code><br><br><code><nowiki> | ||
| + | </td></nowiki></code><br><code><nowiki> | ||
| + | <td width="180px" align="left" valign="top" bgcolor="#CCCCCC" style="margin: 0 0 1em 1em; background: #E0E0E0; border: 1px #aaa solid; border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 100%;"></nowiki></code><br><code><nowiki>[[Image:Pig.jpg|thumb|center|Yo Mama.]]</nowiki></code><br><code><nowiki> | ||
| - | ---- | + | == Desiderata ==</nowiki></code><br><br><code><nowiki> |
| - | *[[Dewey Rose]] | + | |
| - | *[[The Worship of Tits]] | + | |
| - | *[[Goat]] | + | |
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| - | </td> | + | |
| - | <td width="180px" align="left" valign="top" bgcolor="#CCCCCC" style="margin: 0 0 1em 1em; background: #E0E0E0; border: 1px #aaa solid; border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 100%;">[[Image:Pig.jpg|thumb|center|Yo Mama.]] | + | |
| - | == Desiderata == | + | ----</nowiki></code><br><code><nowiki> |
| + | <font style="font-size: 92%"></nowiki></code><br><code><nowiki> | ||
| + | ''Raw mountain oysters smell'' remarkably like truffles.</nowiki></code><br><br><code><nowiki> | ||
| - | ---- | + | ''Boars ejaculate a pint'' of semen during half-hour long orgasms. </nowiki></code><br><br><code><nowiki> |
| - | <font style="font-size: 92%"> | + | |
| - | ''Raw mountain oysters smell'' remarkably like truffles. | + | |
| - | ''Boars ejaculate a pint'' of semen during half-hour long orgasms. | + | A boar with no testicles is called a ''barrow''. </nowiki></code><br><code><nowiki> |
| + | </font></nowiki></code><br><code><nowiki> | ||
| + | </td></nowiki></code><br><code><nowiki> | ||
| + | </tr></nowiki></code><br><code><nowiki> | ||
| + | </table></nowiki></code><br><code><nowiki> | ||
| - | A boar with no testicles is called a ''barrow''. | + | </nowiki></code> |
| - | </font> | + | |
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[[Category:Glossary]]__NOTOC__
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'''pig''' ''n.'' '''1.''' Intelligent and succulent omnivore; domesticated swine. '''2.''' Yo mama.
== Usage ==
----
"Eat-in? More like a fucking facist ''pig''-out."
:– an angry [[Addisson]], in an apparent misunderstanding of the [[Massive Dinner Send-Back]], 1955.
"What you talkin' 'bout, Wilbur?"
:- Charlotte, while spinning her web.
== Extrapolation ==
----
Common usage and slang is generally extrapolated from the pig defined as a dirty animal and a tasty treat. A ''pig skin'', for example, is tasty. A ''pig-in-a-blanket'', is not what you want to wake up next to.
The AA totem pig was famously aped by William Golding in ''Lord of the Flies''; it's origin, however, is unclear. [[Gnome]] [[psy-ops]] tried to link it to claims of Jew-baiting, but this is doubtful.
== Non Canonical Text ==
----
Civilization owes a curiously underappreciated debt to the pig. The domestication of wild boar seems to go hand-in-hand with the transition from hunting and gathering societies to more sedentary agricultural communities.
Of particular note to Western Civilization is the ancient Euro-Aegean custom of offering pigs to the Mother-goddess, who took the form of Demeter to the Greeks.
The sacrificial pig of the pre-Christian initiation ceremonies of the Eleusinian Mysteries was only a step away from the sacrifical lamb of Christian mythology.
== See Also ==
----
*[[Dewey Rose]]
*[[The Worship of Tits]]
*[[Goat]]
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<td width="180px" align="left" valign="top" bgcolor="#CCCCCC" style="margin: 0 0 1em 1em; background: #E0E0E0; border: 1px #aaa solid; border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 100%;">[[Image:Pig.jpg|thumb|center|Yo Mama.]]
== Desiderata ==
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<font style="font-size: 92%">
''Raw mountain oysters smell'' remarkably like truffles.
''Boars ejaculate a pint'' of semen during half-hour long orgasms.
A boar with no testicles is called a ''barrow''.
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