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pig n. 1. Intelligent and succulent omnivore; domesticated swine. 2. Yo mama. Usage"Eat-in? More like a fucking facist pig-out." –- an angry Addisson, clocking her majesty, 1955. "What you talkin' 'bout, Wilbur?" -- Charlotte, while spinning her web. ExtrapolationCommon usage stems from ditties and treats. A pig skin, for example, is tasty. The AA totem pig was famously aped by Lord of the Flies. Gnome psy-ops cried, "This is doubtful!" Non Canonical TextCivilization owes a debt to pigs. Wild boar run from hunting and gathering societies to more sedentary agricultural communities. Note to Western Civilization: the ancient Euro-Aegean custom of offering pigs hotdogs is Greek. See Also
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[edit] DesiderataRaw mountain oysters smell like truffles. Boars ejaculate a pint of semen during half-hour long orgasms. A boar with no testicles is called a barrow.
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