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| - | {{Desiderata|[[Image:Pig.jpg|thumb|center|Yo Mama.]]| | + | [[Category:Glossary]]__NOTOC__ |
| - | ''Raw mountain oysters smell'' like truffles. | + | <table width="100%" border="0" align="right" cellpadding="4" cellspacing="0"> |
| + | <tr><td width="*" align="left" valign="top">'''pig''' ''n.'' '''1.''' Intelligent and succulent omnivore; domesticated swine. '''2.''' Yo mama. | ||
| - | ''Boars ejaculate a pint'' of semen during half-hour long orgasms. | ||
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| - | A boar with no testicles is called a ''barrow''. | ||
| - | }} | ||
| - | '''pig''' ''n.'' '''1.''' Intelligent and succulent omnivore; domesticated swine. '''2.''' Yo mama. | ||
| == Usage == | == Usage == | ||
| ---- | ---- | ||
| - | Bacon | + | "Eat-in? More like a fucking facist ''pig''-out." –- an angry [[Addisson]], clocking her majesty, 1955. |
| + | "What you talkin' 'bout, Wilbur?" -- Charlotte, while spinning her web. | ||
| + | == Extrapolation == | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | Common usage stems from ditties and treats. A ''pig skin'', for example, is tasty. | ||
| + | |||
| + | The [[AA]] totem pig was famously [[ape]]d by ''Lord of the Flies''. [[Gnome]] [[psy-ops]] cried, "This is doubtful!" | ||
| + | |||
| + | == Non Canonical Text == | ||
| + | |||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | Civilization owes a debt to pigs. Wild boar run from hunting and gathering societies to more sedentary agricultural communities. | ||
| + | |||
| + | Note to Western Civilization: the ancient Euro-Aegean custom of offering pigs [[hotdog]]s is Greek. | ||
| + | |||
| + | == See Also == | ||
| + | |||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | * [[Dewey Rose]] | ||
| + | * [[The Worship of Tits]] | ||
| + | * [[Goat]] | ||
| + | |||
| + | </td> | ||
| + | <td width="180px" align="left" valign="top" bgcolor="#CCCCCC" style="margin: 0 0 1em 1em; background: #E0E0E0; border: 1px #aaa solid; border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 100%;"> | ||
| + | [[Image:Pig.jpg|thumb|center|Yo Mama.]] | ||
| + | == Desiderata == | ||
| + | |||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | <font style="font-size: 90%"> | ||
| + | ''Raw mountain oysters smell'' like truffles. | ||
| + | |||
| + | ''Boars ejaculate a pint'' of semen during half-hour long orgasms. | ||
| + | |||
| + | A boar with no testicles is called a ''barrow''. | ||
| + | </font> | ||
| + | </td> | ||
| + | </tr> | ||
| + | </table> | ||
Revision as of 18:35, 20 Aug 2005
Text prior to 15:39 on August 20, 2005 has been archived at SandBox/Archive8-20-2005
pig n. 1. Intelligent and succulent omnivore; domesticated swine. 2. Yo mama.
Usage"Eat-in? More like a fucking facist pig-out." –- an angry Addisson, clocking her majesty, 1955. "What you talkin' 'bout, Wilbur?" -- Charlotte, while spinning her web. ExtrapolationCommon usage stems from ditties and treats. A pig skin, for example, is tasty. The AA totem pig was famously aped by Lord of the Flies. Gnome psy-ops cried, "This is doubtful!" Non Canonical TextCivilization owes a debt to pigs. Wild boar run from hunting and gathering societies to more sedentary agricultural communities. Note to Western Civilization: the ancient Euro-Aegean custom of offering pigs hotdogs is Greek. See Also |
 DesiderataRaw mountain oysters smell like truffles. Boars ejaculate a pint of semen during half-hour long orgasms. A boar with no testicles is called a barrow. |
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