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| - | <div style="background:#CCCCCC; text-align:center; font-weight:bold">Death Cults</div>[[Image:Smith_mormo.jpg|100px|right]]'''[[Death Cults]]''' are eschatological religous groups whose belief systems stress the cyclical nature of life as exposed by astrological and natural phenomena, with an emphasis on cessaristic elements, i.e. death, solar settings, winter, amputations, bloodletting, abortionism and many more truncations of the metaphorical type.<br><br> | + | </tr> |
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| - | <p align=right>''More about [[Ablation]], [[Augury]], [[Ritual Murder]]... ''</p> | + | <td height="51" align="left" valign="top">[[Category:Glossary]]'''Death Cult(s)''' ''n.'' '''1.''' A religous group whose belief system stresses the cyclical nature of life as exposed by astrological and natural phenomena, with an emphasis on cessaristic elements, i.e. death, solar settings, winter, amputations, bloodletting, abortionism and many more truncations of the metaphorical type. '''2.''' The Republican Party, for example; Christianity, in general.<br> |
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| - | <div style="background:#CCCCCC; text-align:center; font-weight:bold"> Groups </div>[[Image:Molech.jpg|100px|right]]Though '''[[Molech]]''' could be sated through the spilling of both animal and human blood, the hungry God seemed to prefer infants. Sacrifice must hurt or it has no meaning to the community; the offering of a crippled beast or vegetables could summon supernatural ire. | + | <td width="35%" align="center" bgcolor="#CCCCCC"> Personages</td> |
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| - | This metaphysical system acts in a manner familiar to many speculators in the [[Kapital|Capitalist]] Stock Market -– great risk, or sacrifice, yields greater returns. But there is also the slow steady approach of the tortoise. War, for example... | + | <td width="18%" align="center" bgcolor="#CCCCCC"> Quotes</td> |
| - | <p align=right>''More about [[Molech]], [[Template:SecretSocieties|Other Groups]]...''</p> | + | </tr> |
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| - | | height="3px" | | + | <td height="313" align="left" valign="top">[[Image:Molech.jpg|100px|right]]Though '''[[Molech]]''' could be sated through the spilling of both animal and human blood, the hungry God seemed to prefer infants. Sacrifice must hurt or it has no meaning to the community; the offering of a crippled beast or vegetables could summon supernatural ire. |
| - | |- | + | <p>This metaphysical system acts in a manner familiar to many speculators in the [[Kapital|Capitalist]] Stock Market -– great risk, or sacrifice, yields greater returns. But there is also the slow steady approach of the tortoise. War, for example..</p> |
| - | + | <p>''More about [[Molech]], [[Template:SecretSocieties|Other Groups]]....</p></td> | |
| - | <!--Personage--> | + | <td height="313" align="left" valign="top">''Persona Non Grata'': '''[[John P. Merriweather]]''' was raised in a strict Evangelical household where he spent a good deal of his time visiting tent revivals across the Bible Belt. After studying cartography at the University of Oklahoma, he went on to work for [[Xenophon Aliokrate|Aliokrate]]. By 1941 he quit the business and moved to [[New York City]], where he fell in with a group of business men who operated in the shadowy corners of the shipping industry. Two years later he founded [[The League of Gnomes]]. |
| - | | style="background:#F0F0F0; border: solid thin #CCCCCC; margin-bottom:4px;" | | + | <p>''Persona Non Grata'': Though he died alone in a shitty apartment in Ithaca, '''[[Elysius Dubord]]''' influenced a generation of occult writers seeeking to link the US Government with [[Mormo]] and/or Molech Worship, [[League of Gnomes|Gnomic]] hi-jinx and [[Freemason]]ic shenanigans. His books are considered classics in a field usually relegated to the curiosity bin or the New Age shelf. In fact, his works are weighty, even stolid. Although far from accepted, the best mythologists know that Dubord was on the ball and never wrote a blatantly incorrect word.</p> |
| - | <div style="background:#CCCCCC; text-align:center; font-weight:bold">Personage</div>''Persona Non Grata'': '''[[John P. Merriweather]]''' was raised in a strict Evangelical household where he spent a good deal of his time visiting tent revivals across the Bible Belt. After studying cartography at the University of Oklahoma, he went on to work for [[Xenophon Aliokrate|Aliokrate]]. By 1941 he quit the business and moved to [[New York City]], where he fell in with a group of business men who operated in the shadowy corners of the shipping industry. Two years later he founded [[The League of Gnomes]]. | + | <p>''More on [[Richard Lancelyn Green|Green]], [[Creatine Panderbox|Panderbox]], [[Ryan O'Donnely|O'Donnely]], [[Dr. Peter Von Fondle|Fondle]]...</p></td> |
| - | + | <td align="left" valign="top">*''Merryweather is believed'' to have directed the plot to destroy [[Wee-Wee]].<br> | |
| - | ''Persona Non Grata'': Though he died alone in a shitty apartment in Ithaca, '''[[Elysius Dubord]]''' influenced a generation of occult writers seeeking to link the US Government with [[Mormo]] and/or Molech Worship, [[League of Gnomes|Gnomic]] hi-jinx and [[Freemason]]ic shenanigans. His books are considered classics in a field usually relegated to the curiosity bin or the New Age shelf. In fact, his works are weighty, even stolid. Although far from accepted, the best mythologists know that Dubord was on the ball and never wrote a blatantly incorrect word. | + | * ''The [[Skillet Scouts]] were founded'' by [[Stimes Addisson]] in 1973 as a joking response to the [[Gnome Scouts]].<br> |
| - | + | *''A man claiming'' to be "Mormo incarnate" once filled up [[William Flintrock]]'s car with gasoline at a Tempe, Arizona service station.<br> | |
| - | <p align=right>''More on [[Richard Lancelyn Green|Green]], [[Creatine Panderbox|Panderbox]], [[Ryan O'Donnely|O'Donnely]], [[Dr. Peter Von Fondle|Fondle]]...</p> | + | *Adult circumcision is the most common form of [[Poob]]ian physical [[ablation]]. Self-castration is a close second.<br> |
| - | |- | + | *The [[Terminally Obese Children's Foundation]] was investigated after the disappearance of three of the most obese campers at its well-known fat camp (dubbed "Camp Starvation" by alumni). The case remains unsolved.</td> |
| - | + | <td align="left" valign="top">'While their agenda is unclear, it is evident that they will stop at nothing to achieve it.''-- [[Elysius Dubord|Dubord]] speaking of the [[Anahinthan]]<<br> | |
| - | <!--End Nested Table 1 & Start Nested Table 2--> | + | ''Molech is a horrible beast, a soul-eater and a right bastard.''-- [[Stimso Adid|Adid]] writing on [[Molech]] in ''The Oral God''</td> |
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| - | <!--Quotes--> | + | <td height="21" align="center" valign="top" bgcolor="F0F0F0">Further Research</td> |
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| - | <div style="background:#CCCCCC; text-align:center; font-weight:bold">Quotes</div>''While their agenda is unclear, it is evident that they will stop at nothing to achieve it.''<p align=right>-- [[Elysius Dubord|Dubord]] speaking of the [[Anahinthan]]</p> | + | <tr> |
| - | ''Molech is a horrible beast, a soul-eater and a right bastard.''<p align=right>-- [[Stimso Adid|Adid]] writing on [[Molech]] in ''The Oral God''</p> | + | <td height="86" align="center" valign="top">Further Research<br> |
| - | |- | + | Researchers of Death Cults may also be intersted in other such nefarious activities, including: |
| - | | height="3px" | | + | <p>*[[Monstrous Science]], including [[Hunimal]]s and [[Teratology]]<br> |
| - | |- | + | *[[Psy-ops]] maneuvers like [[Slander operation]]s perpetrated by [[Counterfeiting gang]]s<br> |
| - | + | *Political intrigue -- The [[D.C. Pentagram]], [[Founding Fathers]], and [[Owl]]<br> | |
| - | <!--Picture--> | + | *Religion -- [[Gnostic Materialism]], [[God]], [[Procreation Myths]]<br> |
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| - | <div style="background:#CCCCCC; text-align:center; font-weight:bold">Picture</div><center>[[Image:GloveFitting.jpg|200px]]<br>The totemic indicator of the Crack Stepper grade of the '''[[The League of Men with Fancy Gloves]]''', on display at the Smithsonian Museum in [[D.C. Pentagram|Washington D.C.]]</center> | + | <p>In other [[Alcove|dark corners]] of the [[Plastic Tub:About|Tub]] you may find [[Mushrooms]], [[Three Blind Mice]], and [[Unseen hand|The Unseen Hand]]<br> |
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| - | | height="3px" | | + | [[Anahinthan]] | [[The League of Men with Fancy Gloves|Gloved Ones]] | [[League of Gnomes|Gnomes]] | [[Molech]] | [[Mormo]]</p></td> |
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| - | *''Merryweather is believed'' to have directed the plot to destroy [[Wee-Wee]]. | + | |
| - | * ''The [[Skillet Scouts]] were founded'' by [[Stimes Addisson]] in 1973 as a joking response to the [[Gnome Scouts]]. | + | |
| - | *''A man claiming'' to be "Mormo incarnate" once filled up [[William Flintrock]]'s car with gasoline at a Tempe, Arizona service station. | + | |
| - | *Adult circumcision is the most common form of [[Poob]]ian physical [[ablation]]. Self-castration is a close second. | + | |
| - | *The [[Terminally Obese Children's Foundation]] was investigated after the disappearance of three of the most obese campers at its well-known fat camp (dubbed "Camp Starvation" by alumni). The case remains unsolved. | + | |
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| - | <div style="background:#CCCCCC; text-align:center; font-weight:bold">Further Research</div><center> | + | |
| - | Researchers of Death Cults may also be intersted in other such nefarious activities, including: | + | |
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| - | *[[Monstrous Science]], including [[Hunimal]]s and [[Teratology]] | + | |
| - | *[[Psy-ops]] maneuvers like [[Slander operation]]s perpetrated by [[Counterfeiting gang]]s | + | |
| - | *Political intrigue -- The [[D.C. Pentagram]], [[Founding Fathers]], and [[Owl]] | + | |
| - | *Religion -- [[Gnostic Materialism]], [[God]], [[Procreation Myths]] | + | |
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| - | In other [[Alcove|dark corners]] of the [[Plastic Tub:About|Tub]] you may find [[Mushrooms]], [[Three Blind Mice]], and [[Unseen hand|The Unseen Hand]].<br> | + | |
| - | Caution: watch out for [[fallen stone]]!</center> | + | |
| - | <div style="background:#CCCCCC; text-align:center">[[Anahinthan]] | [[The League of Men with Fancy Gloves|Gloved Ones]] | [[League of Gnomes|Gnomes]] | [[Molech]] | [[Mormo]]</div><center> | + | |
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Death Cult(s) n. 1. A religous group whose belief system stresses the cyclical nature of life as exposed by astrological and natural phenomena, with an emphasis on cessaristic elements, i.e. death, solar settings, winter, amputations, bloodletting, abortionism and many more truncations of the metaphorical type. 2. The Republican Party, for example; Christianity, in general.More about Ablation, Augury, Ritual Murder... |
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Further ResearchResearchers of Death Cults may also be intersted in other such nefarious activities, including: *Monstrous Science, including Hunimals and Teratology In other dark corners of the Tub you may find Mushrooms, Three Blind Mice, and The Unseen Hand |
