Kumquat
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- | [[Image:Kumquat_woop.jpg|thumb|left|Referred to by [[Art Doll]] as the "crazy uncle of the fruit aisle," the kumquat is also revered as a cheap and plentiful aphrodisiac.]] | + | [[Image:Kumquat_woop.jpg|thumb|center|Referred to by [[Art Doll]] as the "crazy uncle of the fruit aisle," the kumquat is also revered as a cheap and plentiful aphrodisiac.]] |
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kumquat re. 1. An egg-like fruit. 2. A whooping cry issued at the apex of masculatorian coital experience. 3. A migrant worker's daughter.
ExtrapolationChoco used the word in his infrequent insults, such as in the following: "Kumquat-assed bitch!" This came from a strip during a storyline which ran from July 16 and August 10, 1982. Unusually dark and brooding, we saw Choco undergo a series of defeats and moral setbacks that led him briefly to alcohol and abusive behavior towards women. Fortunately, series creator Jonathan Trenchwheat put a stop to this downward spiral and Choco again became the sober and gentlemanly figure which has become so beloved in many parts of the civilized world. See Also |
DesiderataWhile young, Steven Vogeler's brother Clark wrote a song entitled "The Kumquat Lady." </font> |