Easton W. Wunderkidd
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| Biographer and Rare Book Collector, Topographical Cartographer, Journeyman Luthier, Experimental Composer, and Expert Gray-Tone Matcher. Most Famous for his 3 volume Biography of Christopher Andrews Stephenson. | Biographer and Rare Book Collector, Topographical Cartographer, Journeyman Luthier, Experimental Composer, and Expert Gray-Tone Matcher. Most Famous for his 3 volume Biography of Christopher Andrews Stephenson. | ||
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American, 1924 - 1993
Biographer and Rare Book Collector, Topographical Cartographer, Journeyman Luthier, Experimental Composer, and Expert Gray-Tone Matcher. Most Famous for his 3 volume Biography of Christopher Andrews Stephenson. Colour Blind From birth, His services as a Human Anti-aliasing machine provided him with plentiful work in both the modern fields of optics and Quantam Ethics((of which he is famous for the short poem "I did(n't) do(ne) her(,sh3)her.e")).
His incredible ability to mathematicaly create a two-tone 3-d image of a subject in his mind and determine evident truths from that data made his profound biographical career seem like child's play. In his later years he would visualize the true personality of a subject and quickly take advantage of his subjects and fulfilling his many lusts in the redlight and gambling districts of all the major european cities. After some time he became a Master of Disguises.
After Succesfully translating German Poet Yon Milhaus Seminal work, 1967's "Life Alphabetically" returned to the field of topographical Cartographer where he becam familiar with the infamous Maritime-Critic/Cartographer A.W.W.Slippers. His brief involvement with the German School of Re-design in Costa Rico led him on his South American Adventures OF 1948. In San Luis Potosi, Mexico of that year he made his first of many aqquaintances with Creatine Panderbox. Scholars still dispute his un-Authorized biography of Creatine Panderbox as a Slander Operation of the League of Gnomes. Although thier is little evedince to connect Easton W. Wunderkidd to the League of Gnomes, his infatuation with Christoher Andrew Stephenson does leave him suspect.
