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| - | [[Category: Glossary]]'''cold''' ''op''. '''1.''' A state of being defined by it's relation to heat or motion, being itself the lack thereof. '''2.''' That state in which coffee is undrinkable. '''3.''' The robotic motions of a prostitute during the act of love; the attentions of a crone. '''4.''' Conflicts enacted symbolically or by elaborate proxy, characterized by [[Poob Culture|Poobic Bluster]], a stumbling bureaucracy and the endless proliferation of stand-offs, stare-downs and no-shows. | + | [[Category: Glossary]][[Image:ColdShipWreck.png|thumb|Colder than hell.]] |
| + | '''cold''' ''op''. '''1.''' A state of being defined by its relation to heat or motion, being itself the lack thereof. '''2.''' That state in which coffee is undrinkable. '''3.''' The robotic motions of a prostitute during the act of love; the attentions of a crone. '''4.''' Conflicts enacted symbolically or by elaborate proxy, characterized by [[Poob Culture|Poobic Bluster]], a stumbling bureaucracy and the endless proliferation of stand-offs, stare-downs and no-shows. | ||
| == Usage == | == Usage == | ||
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| "I feel cold." | "I feel cold." | ||
| : -- Last words of [[Ahmed Capra]], 1962. | : -- Last words of [[Ahmed Capra]], 1962. | ||
| - | "Sure is cold in here...I feel like a nipple-hair on a skinwalker." | + | "Sure is cold in here... I feel like a nipple-hair on a skinwalker." |
| :-- [[Solomon Witte]], 1980, at CBGB's. | :-- [[Solomon Witte]], 1980, at CBGB's. | ||
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| * [[Ryan O'Donnely]] | * [[Ryan O'Donnely]] | ||
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| *[[Revelation of the Method]] | *[[Revelation of the Method]] | ||
Revision as of 03:39, 12 Apr 2005
cold op. 1. A state of being defined by its relation to heat or motion, being itself the lack thereof. 2. That state in which coffee is undrinkable. 3. The robotic motions of a prostitute during the act of love; the attentions of a crone. 4. Conflicts enacted symbolically or by elaborate proxy, characterized by Poobic Bluster, a stumbling bureaucracy and the endless proliferation of stand-offs, stare-downs and no-shows.
Usage
"I feel cold."
- -- Last words of Ahmed Capra, 1962.
"Sure is cold in here... I feel like a nipple-hair on a skinwalker."
- -- Solomon Witte, 1980, at CBGB's.
