The League of Men with Fancy Gloves
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Fashionable group of Poets and wayward mystics seemingly gathered to harrass the establishment, the revolution, the avant-garde and especially The League of Gnomes. Famous for their Massive Dinner Send-Back of 1955 at Ryan O'Donnely's Ribhouse and Honkytonk.
Organizational Structure
The League is composed of three grades: Greenhorn, Crack Stepper and Holy Man/Woman. Each grade involves a ritual progressively entitled "Running the Guantlet," "Taking the Gloves Off," and "Throwing Down the Gloves."
Publications
Hand Pants: How Gloves Make the Man, rare poetical grimoire.
Crack Stepper Jack, the Untold Story Told, scathing indictment of disbarred member Cleo James Thurstunwell.
Lollipop Enclave, collection of essays on Post-Utopian Theory.
Suspected Involvement
Aside from the Massive Dinner Send-Back and the Puti-Core Scandal the League has been linked with numerous sinister schemes and maleficient shenanigans. Michael Jackson is a member, but only honorary.
The League runs an Ale House in Prague called "Ye Fingered Friend."
Do they traffic Absinthe into Europe?