William Flintrock
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| He currently has a farm near San Ysidro, New Mexico, where he welds shit, smokes high-quality grass and shoots off guns. He loves to hike and travel. Give 'im a call. As [[Adid]] says: "He needs a woman since Lydia left and his bearskin rug is too big for one...." Adid always guffaws heartily after this one. | He currently has a farm near San Ysidro, New Mexico, where he welds shit, smokes high-quality grass and shoots off guns. He loves to hike and travel. Give 'im a call. As [[Adid]] says: "He needs a woman since Lydia left and his bearskin rug is too big for one...." Adid always guffaws heartily after this one. | ||
| - | == Desiderata == | + | Flintrock holds 14 patents: |
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| - | : Flintrock holds 14 patents: | ||
| :# [[Balloonjaw]] schematics and superpowered skull armature. | :# [[Balloonjaw]] schematics and superpowered skull armature. | ||
| :# [[Sausage|Project Sausage]], a functional geloscope. | :# [[Sausage|Project Sausage]], a functional geloscope. | ||
| :# [[Analogy Engine]], power generator fueled by analogy, metaphor, and to a lesser extent, simile. | :# [[Analogy Engine]], power generator fueled by analogy, metaphor, and to a lesser extent, simile. | ||
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| : He was reknowned for his skill at stacking [[flapjack|flapjacks]]. | : He was reknowned for his skill at stacking [[flapjack|flapjacks]]. | ||
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In addition to being a fine poet, polemicist and illustrator, Flintrock is generally acknowledged to be the AA's best welder and handy man. He rigged up the Balloonjaw costume, for example, and was an invaluable presence on many a project, whether it be theater or a hanging. Flint was the guy you could always count on to be there.
He drank heavily, and sometimes a darker shade of Flintrock came across. He could be violent, insulting. Verna Cable once decked him at a party. But for all that he was to be counted upon. He often went with Addisson on Balloonjaw mission as The Chameleon, allegedly.
He currently has a farm near San Ysidro, New Mexico, where he welds shit, smokes high-quality grass and shoots off guns. He loves to hike and travel. Give 'im a call. As Adid says: "He needs a woman since Lydia left and his bearskin rug is too big for one...." Adid always guffaws heartily after this one.
Flintrock holds 14 patents:
- Balloonjaw schematics and superpowered skull armature.
- Project Sausage, a functional geloscope.
- Analogy Engine, power generator fueled by analogy, metaphor, and to a lesser extent, simile.
Desiderata
- He was reknowned for his skill at stacking flapjacks.
Non-Canonical Text
Young William painted (in beautiful watercolour) the cover of his Grandmother's award winning cookbook.
