Dowd Morhart

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-''Spanish writer, 1901-1997. A natural polyglot, Morhart spoke six languages by the age of 12, one of which he claimed was Aramaic. The large cyst that developed over his right eye cast no shadow. Pre-empted abruptly in his late 90's by [http://www.drphil.com Dr. Phil]''+''Spanish writer, 1901-1997. He arrives by the miracle of bilocation -- but dressed for the beach. He recieves an urn sealed in wax, and a briefcase. He is a sea urchin.''
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 +'''Pot Sherds'''
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 +A natural polyglot, Morhart spoke six languages by the age of 12, one of which he claimed was Aramaic. The large cyst that developed over his right eye cast no shadow. Pre-empted abruptly in his late 90's by [http://www.drphil.com Dr. Phil.]
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 +'''Telescopic Viola'''
Out of over 1300 rumored works, there are only three extent texts verifiably attributable to Morhart. Of these only [[The Broken Wobm of Christ]] (sic) is primarily in English. It tells the story of Bearer 'Thiope, [[saunterer]] and freelance Islamic Profit and his hopeless infatuation with a [[Femme Futile]] by the name of Christ Ncarnicht, a German spy working as a secretary in the Bilbao shipyards. Out of over 1300 rumored works, there are only three extent texts verifiably attributable to Morhart. Of these only [[The Broken Wobm of Christ]] (sic) is primarily in English. It tells the story of Bearer 'Thiope, [[saunterer]] and freelance Islamic Profit and his hopeless infatuation with a [[Femme Futile]] by the name of Christ Ncarnicht, a German spy working as a secretary in the Bilbao shipyards.
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 +'''Pumping Milk'''
Despite the magnitude of his literary evacuation, Morhart is largely remembered for a brief flurry of excitment surrounding rumors of his premature reincarnation. A press release anonymously issued in 1996 claimed that he had recognized himself in his next life as the woman who delivered his milk. Morhart's subsequent dismemberment outside a [[Mormon]] revivalist tent in rural Ohio is unconfirmed. Despite the magnitude of his literary evacuation, Morhart is largely remembered for a brief flurry of excitment surrounding rumors of his premature reincarnation. A press release anonymously issued in 1996 claimed that he had recognized himself in his next life as the woman who delivered his milk. Morhart's subsequent dismemberment outside a [[Mormon]] revivalist tent in rural Ohio is unconfirmed.

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Spanish writer, 1901-1997. He arrives by the miracle of bilocation -- but dressed for the beach. He recieves an urn sealed in wax, and a briefcase. He is a sea urchin.

Pot Sherds

A natural polyglot, Morhart spoke six languages by the age of 12, one of which he claimed was Aramaic. The large cyst that developed over his right eye cast no shadow. Pre-empted abruptly in his late 90's by Dr. Phil. (http://www.drphil.com)

Telescopic Viola

Out of over 1300 rumored works, there are only three extent texts verifiably attributable to Morhart. Of these only The Broken Wobm of Christ (sic) is primarily in English. It tells the story of Bearer 'Thiope, saunterer and freelance Islamic Profit and his hopeless infatuation with a Femme Futile by the name of Christ Ncarnicht, a German spy working as a secretary in the Bilbao shipyards.

Pumping Milk

Despite the magnitude of his literary evacuation, Morhart is largely remembered for a brief flurry of excitment surrounding rumors of his premature reincarnation. A press release anonymously issued in 1996 claimed that he had recognized himself in his next life as the woman who delivered his milk. Morhart's subsequent dismemberment outside a Mormon revivalist tent in rural Ohio is unconfirmed.

Known Works

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