Alexandre Dacusse
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| [[Image:ADacusse.jpg|thumb|Inspiration for [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fonz The Fonz], Dacusse redefined the role of The Poet for millions of lonely housewives.]]''Born November 25, 1925, Marseille, France. He is an alligator, a slum runner, wearing leather coats, hassled by the fuzz. He thus arrives in handcuffs, and with a police escort. He receives a [[twack]].'' | [[Image:ADacusse.jpg|thumb|Inspiration for [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fonz The Fonz], Dacusse redefined the role of The Poet for millions of lonely housewives.]]''Born November 25, 1925, Marseille, France. He is an alligator, a slum runner, wearing leather coats, hassled by the fuzz. He thus arrives in handcuffs, and with a police escort. He receives a [[twack]].'' | ||
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Desiderata
Dacusse was the inspiration for the Fonz.
As a boy Dacusse once had a pet snail named Mauricio.
Dacusse's nickname in lycée was l'Americain.
Dacusse was the only AA'er arrested more than five times!
He was arrested in France for fighting and again for stealing a car. In the U.S. he was arrested for public drunkenness, groping an art dealer's wife and at the 3rd AA International Conference for belting a delegate. His subsequent run-ins with the law have miraculously left him arrest-free. He likes champagne and has bouts of vegetarianism. Frequent advocate of Occitan autonomy.
He can currently be found hanging out at Death Row records or driving his convertible Thunderbird down the Sunset Strip an an ostrich-skin suit. He's made it, baby!
Banned For Life from Bangcock Willie's after the Showdown Post Facto.
Known Works
Historiography of My Forthcoming Eminence: Preparatory Measures for a Poetical Dominance of the Western Mystery Tradition, footnotes published before his renowned biography titled simply, I Think It's Time For You To Leave.
Numerous Bathroom Scrawlings, geographically dispersed poetical aphorisims found in men's rooms throughout the Continental U.S., French Guyana and select Tahitian work-out gymnasia.
