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- | '''egg''' ''n.'' '''1.''' A single testicle. '''2.''' Historically, one half of the ingredients necessary for the creation of a new human; a piece of generative equipment. '''3.''' A storage facility for potential of any kind, in this sense a very small and discolored [[watermelon]]. 4. The eventual solidification of [[vapor]], occuring over thousands of years and as such, very rare and highly valuable. | + | '''egg''' ''n.'' '''1.''' A single testicle. '''2.''' Historically, one half of the ingredients necessary for the creation of a new human; a piece of generative equipment. '''3.''' A storage facility for potential of any kind, in this sense a very small and discolored [[watermelon]]. 4. The eventual solidification of [[vapor]], occurring over thousands of years and as such, highly valuable. |
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egg n. 1. A single testicle. 2. Historically, one half of the ingredients necessary for the creation of a new human; a piece of generative equipment. 3. A storage facility for potential of any kind, in this sense a very small and discolored watermelon. 4. The eventual solidification of vapor, occurring over thousands of years and as such, highly valuable.
Desiderata
- Stimes Addisson called eggs "volcanoes in a jar."
- Eggs have been known to attack humans they see as weak or dissolute.
- An egg starred in several films by Johannas Desselsen.