Alexandre Dacusse

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Banned '''For Life''' from [[Bangcock Willie's]] after the [[Showdown Post Facto]]. Banned '''For Life''' from [[Bangcock Willie's]] after the [[Showdown Post Facto]].
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Inspiration for The Fonz (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fonz), Dacusse redefined the role of The Poet for millions of lonely housewives.
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Inspiration for The Fonz (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fonz), Dacusse redefined the role of The Poet for millions of lonely housewives.
Born November 25, 1925, Marseille, France. He is an alligator, a slum runner, wearing leather coats, hassled by the fuzz. He thus arrives in handcuffs, and with a police escort. He receives a twack.

Trivia:

Dacusse was the inspiration for the Fonz.

Dacusse's nickname in lycée was l'Americain.

Dacusse was the only AA'er arrested more than five times!

He was arrested in France for fighting and again for stealing a car. In the U.S. he was arrested for public drunkenness, groping an art dealer's wife and at the 3rd AA International Conference for belting a delegate. His subsequent run-ins with the law have miraculously left him arrest-free. He likes champagne and has bouts of vegetarianism. Frequent advocate of Occitan autonomy.

He can currently be found hanging out at Death Row records or driving his convertible Thunderbird down the Sunset Strip an an ostrich-skin suit. He's made it, baby!

Banned For Life from Bangcock Willie's after the Showdown Post Facto.


Known Works

Bending Denim

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