Human hand
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| - | <tr><td width="*" align="left" valign="top">'''human hand''' ''util.'' '''1.''' A tool-making object composed of five digits, attached to the [[ass]]-end of the human arm, usually present in a pair and not to be confused with [[God]]. '''2.''' The mark of intelligent activity. '''3.''' The mechanism of all neurological change, objectively speaking. '''4.''' A masturbatory device. '''5.''' The innards of a [[glove]]. | + | <tr><td width="*" align="left" valign="top">'''human hand''' ''util.'' '''1.''' A tool-making object composed of five digits, attached to the [[ass]] end of human arms, usually present in pairs and not to be confused with [[God]]. '''2.''' The apparent mark of intelligent activity. '''3.''' The mechanism of all neurological change, speaking-wise. '''4.''' A masturbatory device. '''5.''' The innards of a [[glove]]. |
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| …his lower [[Mouth|lip]] swollen beneath a twisted, bleeding [[nose]]; his [[eyes]] puffy and glazed, [[head]] nodding like a strung up balloon; his opponent, yelping with pleasure, [[Fisticuffs|fists leaping out]]… | …his lower [[Mouth|lip]] swollen beneath a twisted, bleeding [[nose]]; his [[eyes]] puffy and glazed, [[head]] nodding like a strung up balloon; his opponent, yelping with pleasure, [[Fisticuffs|fists leaping out]]… | ||
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| * [[Ablation]] | * [[Ablation]] | ||
| - | * [[Architect's hand]] | ||
| * [[Counterfeiting gang]] | * [[Counterfeiting gang]] | ||
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| - | * [[Unseen hand]] | + | |
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| + | ''The hand is also'' an archaic unit of measurement, and is currently used as the standard unit to measure the height of horses. | ||
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| human hand util. 1. A tool-making object composed of five digits, attached to the ass end of human arms, usually present in pairs and not to be confused with God. 2. The apparent mark of intelligent activity. 3. The mechanism of all neurological change, speaking-wise. 4. A masturbatory device. 5. The innards of a glove.
[edit] Usage…his lower lip swollen beneath a twisted, bleeding nose; his eyes puffy and glazed, head nodding like a strung up balloon; his opponent, yelping with pleasure, fists leaping out…
[edit] Non-Canonical TextA belly-whale whose head is fabricated of schoolyards and dirt-clods. [edit] See Also
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The hand is also an archaic unit of measurement, and is currently used as the standard unit to measure the height of horses.
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