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- | <tr><td width="*" align="left" valign="top">'''ablation''' ''a.'' '''1.''' Surgical excisement/amputation of a body part or tissue mass for the purposes of purification and/or gnostic experience; autoamputation. '''2.''' The removal or reduction of psychic material from ''the accomplished.'' '''3.''' The dissipation of identity by means of analogy. '''4.''' Sacrificing part of the self to save the whole. '''5.''' In the [[Gnostic Materialism]] parlance, suicide. | + | |
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- | :"then throws his stump into the upper window | + | |
- | :it lands upright" -- [[Hot Night of The Universe]] | + | |
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- | == Extrapolation == | + | |
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- | "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell... And if thy foot offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter halt into life, than having two feet to be cast into hell... And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fireā¦." | + | |
- | : -- Mark 9:43-48. ''King James Bible.'' | + | |
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- | [[Incident]]s of autoamputation in nature trace an inverted bell-curve against intelligence. At the low end, insects, for example, will often eat a leg by [[accident]], and lizards will inadvertently shed a tail when startled. At the upper end, we find foxes chewing off their legs to escape [[Clamper Trap|traps]] and humans chipping off fingers from sheer ennui. But in the middle lies this fuzzy area where we willing insert our cocks -- ''if you can find it''. | + | |
- | : -- Clementine, Dapper. ''A Nature Lovers Guide to Loving in Nature.'' University of Minnesota Press, Minneapolis. 1971. | + | |
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- | "In the death of soldier or the starvation of a peasant, we rejoice -- for ''We Are One'', and the heroic sacrifice of one reflects the heroism of all." | + | |
- | : -- ''Proclamation 13''. [[egg|Stalin]]. | + | |
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- | == See Also == | + | |
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- | * [http://www.medterms.com/script/main/art.asp?articlekey=24174 Alice in Wonderland Syndrome] | + | |
- | * [http://literature.sdsu.edu/2005/spring/301/amputationpsyche.pdf Body Integrity Identity Disorder] | + | |
- | * [[Mad Work]] | + | |
- | * [[Moist Air]] | + | |
- | * [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_removal Penis Removal] | + | |
- | * [[The Worship of Dongs]] | + | |
- | * [[The Worship of Tits]] | + | |
- | * [[Vapor]] | + | |
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- | ''Adult circumcision'' is the most common form of [[Poob]]ian physical ablation. Self-castration is a close second. | + | |
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- | ''Contrary to outmoded psychological thinking,'' autoamputation is rarely motivated by sexual gratification. | + | |
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