Autoamputation

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-	<tr><td width="*" align="left" valign="top">'''autoamputation''' ''vt.'' '''1.''' The removal of one's own bodily extremities. '''2.''' Sacrificing part of the self to save the whole. '''3.''' In the [[Gnostic Materialism]] parlance, suicide.	+
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-	"And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched: Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched. And if thy foot offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter halt into life, than having two feet to be cast into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched: Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched. And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire: Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched."	+
-	: -- Mark 9:43-48. ''King James Bible.''	+
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-	''Exactly!''	+
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-	[[Incident]]s of autoamputation in nature trace an inverted bell-curve against intellegence. At the low end, insects will, for example, often chew off a leg by [[accident]], and lizards will inadvertently shed a tail when startled. At the upper end, we find foxes chewing off their legs to escape [[Clamper Trap|traps]] and humans chipping off fingers from sheer enui. But in the middle lies this fuzzy area where we willing insert our cocks -- ''if you can find it''.	+
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-	: -- Clementine, Dapper. ''A Nature Lovers Guide to Loving in Nature.'' University of Minnesota Press, Minneapolis. 1971.	+
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-	'''Why Autoamputate?'''	+
-	# ''Times of Duress''. Like when your foot is stuck under a tree and must be removed so you can crawl to safety.	+
-	# ''Impress the Ladies''. Nothing says I love you like cleaving a toe.	+
-	# ''Join a Gang''. The Chinese Mafia takes pinkies and the [[Anahinthan]] take hands. I know which I'd choose.	+
-	# ''Gotta Eat Somethin'''-- ask Steven King 'bout this one ;)	+
-	# ''Improve Your Looks''. What's the ugliest part of your body?	+
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-	: -- page 2 of a [[Framer]] anti-[[The League of Men with Fancy Gloves|League of Men with Fancy Gloves]] pamphlet.	+
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-	"In the death of soldier or the starvation of a peasant we rejoice -- for in the heroic sacrifices of others, we see the hero we may yet become."	+
-	: -- ''Proclamation 13''. [[egg|Stalin]].	+
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-	== See Also ==	+
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-	* [http://www.medterms.com/script/main/art.asp?articlekey=24174 Alice in Wonderland Syndrome]]	+
-	* [http://literature.sdsu.edu/2005/spring/301/amputationpsyche.pdf Body Integrety Identity Disorder]	+
-	* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_removal Penis Removal]	+
-	* [[The Worship of Dongs]]	+
-	* [[The Worship of Tits]]	+
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-	''Adult circumsion'' is the most common form of autoamputation. Self-castration is a close second.	+
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-	''Contrary to outmoded psychological thinking'' autoamputation is rarely motivated by sexual gratification. Especially in cases of self-castration.	+
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