Kumquat
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| - | [[Image:Kumquat_woop.jpg|thumb|left|Referred to by [[Art Doll]] as the "crazy uncle of the fruit aisle," the kumquat is also revered as a cheap and plentiful aphrodisiac.]] | + | [[Image:Kumquat_woop.jpg|thumb|center|Referred to by [[Art Doll]] as the "crazy uncle of the fruit aisle," the kumquat is also revered as a cheap and plentiful aphrodisiac.]] |
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| ''While young'', [[Steven Vogeler|Steven Vogeler's]] brother Clark wrote a song entitled "The Kumquat Lady." | ''While young'', [[Steven Vogeler|Steven Vogeler's]] brother Clark wrote a song entitled "The Kumquat Lady." | ||
| - | </font> | + | ''[[Wee-Wee]] was stocked'' with kumquats to ward off appendicitis. |
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| + | ''[[Pants McFadden]] could throw'' a kumquat 90 miles per hour .'' | ||
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| kumquat re. 1. An egg-like fruit. 2. A whooping cry issued at the apex of masculatorian coital experience. 3. A migrant worker's daughter.
[edit] ExtrapolationChoco used the word in his infrequent insults, such as in the following: "Kumquat-assed bitch!" This came from a strip during a storyline which ran from July 16 and August 10, 1982. Unusually dark and brooding, we saw Choco undergo a series of defeats and moral setbacks that led him briefly to alcohol and abusive behavior towards women. Fortunately, series creator Jonathan Trenchwheat put a stop to this downward spiral and Choco again became the sober and gentlemanly figure which has become so beloved in many parts of the civilized world. [edit] See Also |
 [edit] DesiderataWhile young, Steven Vogeler's brother Clark wrote a song entitled "The Kumquat Lady." Wee-Wee was stocked with kumquats to ward off appendicitis. Pants McFadden could throw a kumquat 90 miles per hour . |
