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-[[Category:Glossary]][[Image:ColdShipWreck.png|thumb|The Lakes District]]+[[Category:Glossary]]__NOTOC__
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-"If an America City could wield a knife -- Minneapolis would stab a guy." +<tr><td width="*" align="left" valign="top">"If an American City could wield a knife -- Minneapolis would stab a guy."
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-So said William F. Bucklye in his famous offhand remark to a darker than usual porter. Like Whitman, Minneapolis is many things to many people - even many things unto itself. Even St. Paul (aka [[Pig]]s Eye) will tell you that Minneapolis is the:+
 +So said William F. Buckley in his famous offhand remark to a darker-than-usual porter. Like Whitman, Minneapolis is many things to many people -- even many things unto itself. Even St. Paul (aka [[Pig]]s Eye) will tell you that Minneapolis is the:
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*Austere capital of the Great North Woods *Austere capital of the Great North Woods
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*Inspiration for Superman's Polar Palace *Inspiration for Superman's Polar Palace
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*Smugly superior antithesis to [[Tampa]] *Smugly superior antithesis to [[Tampa]]
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*The great hoary beard on a wizened Uncle Sam *The great hoary beard on a wizened Uncle Sam
- +*South of Winnipeg, you cold mother fuckers
-*South of Duluth, you cold mother fuckers+
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*Favorite spot for an aging [[Nevid Kessar]]'s benders *Favorite spot for an aging [[Nevid Kessar]]'s benders
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*Home to: *Home to:
**Prince, Jesse Ventura, & JFK **Prince, Jesse Ventura, & JFK
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**Paul Bunyan (or is he from Maine?) **Paul Bunyan (or is he from Maine?)
**[[Glasspants]], [[David Payne|Payne]], & ''The Whittier Globe'' **[[Glasspants]], [[David Payne|Payne]], & ''The Whittier Globe''
-**Norwiegns, Swedes, Fins, and the best goddamn [[pancakes|flapjacks]] in the world+**Norwegians, Swedes, Finns, and the best goddamn [[pancakes|flapjacks]] in the world
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*Still crazy, after all these years *Still crazy, after all these years
-[[Image:DowntownMpls.jpg|thumb|left|Downtown, July 4, 1982]] + 
-== Also See ==+== See Also ==
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-*[[Bicycle]]+* [[Bicycle]]
 +* [[Buer]]
 +* [[Cold]]
 +* [[Opened Head]]
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 +[[Image:DowntownMpls.jpg|thumb|center|Downtown, [[July]] 4, 1982]]
 +== Desiderata ==
-*[[Cold]]+----
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-*[[Opened Head]]+</font>
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"If an American City could wield a knife -- Minneapolis would stab a guy."

So said William F. Buckley in his famous offhand remark to a darker-than-usual porter. Like Whitman, Minneapolis is many things to many people -- even many things unto itself. Even St. Paul (aka Pigs Eye) will tell you that Minneapolis is the:

Notable Locations and Geomantic Loci


  • Austere capital of the Great North Woods
  • Inspiration for Superman's Polar Palace
  • Smugly superior antithesis to Tampa
  • The great hoary beard on a wizened Uncle Sam
  • South of Winnipeg, you cold mother fuckers
  • Favorite spot for an aging Nevid Kessar's benders
  • Home to:
    • Prince, Jesse Ventura, & JFK
    • Nice people
    • The Bought Art Movement (BAM)
    • Prince Harry's secret lover
    • Paul Bunyan (or is he from Maine?)
    • Glasspants, Payne, & The Whittier Globe
    • Norwegians, Swedes, Finns, and the best goddamn flapjacks in the world
  • Still crazy, after all these years

See Also


Downtown,  4, 1982
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Downtown, July 4, 1982

Desiderata